Oh shit, not you again! - Coir Doormat

Why settle for ordinary when you can have a doormat that's as unique as you? Our custom-made doormats are the perfect blend of function and flair, designed to greet your guests with a wink and a smile. Delivered straight to your doorstep in just 3 -5 days, these mats are here to make your entryway the talk of the neighbourhood - Australia and New Zealand wide.

Why We’re the Cool Kids on the Block

Forget basic - our mats are crafted with marine-grade paint, meticulously applied by our in-house artisan (a.k.a. the Doormat Whisperer) and sealed with UV protection. This means your mat isn’t just a pretty face - it’s built to last, rain or shine. And because we believe in standing out, each doormat is personalised just for you, adding a unique touch to your home.

Made from premium 100% natural coconut fibres, our mats feature a twisted coir structure that’s tough as nails. The non-slip PVC backing ensures it stays put, no matter how many times you - or your dog - run over it.

The Family Business with Heart

As a family-owned business, we’re all about making you happy. We’re here to give you tips and tricks to keep your mat looking fresh and fabulous for years to come.

Size Guide:

Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm (but keep an eye out - more sizes are on the way!)

Elevate your doorstep game with a personalised touch. Whether you want a welcome mat, a funny doormat, a pet doormat, or something coastal, we've got you covered. Order your customised doormat today and make every step a statement!